I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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