I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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