I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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