dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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