I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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