You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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