Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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