So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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