walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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