Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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