why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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