She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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