do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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