took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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