At least make sure they are 18
Why
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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