I'm sorry my penis didn't work
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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