My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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