when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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