Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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