You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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