if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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