hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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