Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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