I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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