it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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