Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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