Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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