dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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