You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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