Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
