it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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