those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i dont even know how to be here
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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