I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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