Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
