so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You need a sexual gate keeper
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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