Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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