Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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