Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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