the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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