So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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