That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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