So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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