Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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