Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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