I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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