Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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