just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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