Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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