After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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