Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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