just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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